Thanks for coming everyone. Wow, it seems like we just started.

It was an entertaining ride, wasn't it? I think about it and its a little bit difficult to pull apart the first from the last. So many faces. I can't even put names to all of them, even though each one is etched on my mind.

That's pretty much all there is to it though, isn't it? A few wistful thoughts and a hug or two. We had fun, didn't we?

Please, can you get the lights when you leave?

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

If the count of the letters in the name of your almighty drink of choice (its 7 for the people using their fingers) is HIGHER than your IQ, then you're probably drinking a Pilsner.

If the letters of the abbreviated nick-name for said drink (its down to 3 now brainiacs) is STILL greater than your IQ, then you're probably putting Clam in it.

There are a lot of beautiful women in the world . . .
None of whom will be getting with me . . .
Because I am seen only as a CHUD

I got a spam MSN message just now.  It said:

'Are you coming to see my hot cam' then a web address.  

I replied back:

'I'm blind'

Blog Question Of The Day:

Is it considered impolite to ask a girl if she'll make a sex tape with you?

They should NOT be allowed to put commercials ahead of videos on the Internet.

That is all.