Friday, October 29, 2004

I'm not a huge fan of this phone my parents have down here in the den. It has a red light on it, that flashes when its logged a call that hasn't been acknowledged. The damn thing reminds me of my office phone, that also blinks a red light when I have a message. I sit here and I'm constantly looking to the phone, thinking I need to check my voice mail.
I am firmly of the opinion that, you shouldn't be allowed to release a, greatest hits, album until you're dead. It is only with a death certificate that we can be reasonably sure (Tupac Shakur exempted of course, that guy won't go away) that you won't present any news hits.

Who's with me?

Thursday, October 28, 2004

At the end of the day, you HAVE to respect a band that can make your clothing vibrate when you're standing still BEHIND the stage.

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Red Sox win!

Red Sox win!! Red Sox win!!

Red Sox win!! Red Sox win!!! Red Sox win!!!
World Series - Game Four
Bottom of the 5th Inning
Mabry at the plate

That was a bad call.
Why does Tim McCarver have to make so many asinine comments during the course of a baseball game? His contribution by way of 'analysis' is often, 'he needs to throw a strike here' when the pitcher has the bases loaded and a 3-0 count on the hitter. We know that you idiot! Say something insightful, when you have some insight. Don't make a comment just to fill empty air.
G & M Word(s) Of The Day:

cracker
ass-bag
Blog Question Of The Day:

Has anyone heard from Sean this week? It is out of character for him to go so completely under the radar. If you've heard from him, or are him, please pass along to me.

Thanks!

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Is it odd to crave scrambled eggs at 11:00 in the evening?
Show of hands . . .

Who remembers shrinking Old Dutch chip bags in the oven?
Tonight, as I sit here in my living room, watched the Red Sox beat the Cardinals, I find myself contemplating my purpose on this planet. I have a job, but is that who I am? I have a family, is that what defines me? I have friends, but can they put that magical 'it' into the place that seems hollow?

I want something. I can't describe what it is. Its an emotion; a feeling. I know its there, and its absence pains me. But how do I acquire something, when I can't understand it well enough to ask someone for it?

I think I've found a place where I can get it. But its not so easy as just saving the money, and going to the store. It has to be earned. And therein lies the fatal flaw in this experiment they call life. I seem unequipped to cultivate the last remaining piece to the puzzle that is me.

Changes.

Monday, October 25, 2004

Grant's Rant - October 25, 2004

I go to Future Shop in September to get an air conditioner that is at a good price. $320 for a 10,000 BTU unit. That's better than the $500 I've seen elsewhere. They don't have any in the store. They will have to order one in. Would I like to make payment to confirm the order? Yes, I want the no-interest, no payment, plan that is available with a Future Shop Credit account. Done and done! I go home to await my A/C unit.

Its now the end of October. No A/C unit. However, Future Shop Credit sends me a statement. We'd like you to make a payment on your air conditioner purchase Mr. Guenther.

WHOA!!!

I call Future Shop credit. Hi, I'd like to know what the deal is about asking me for a payment on my account when you haven't actually shipped the unit in question.

Their response?

I'm sorry sir, this is Future Shop Credit. We just take your money. We have no interest in delivering your product. Pay us or go talk to your Future Shop store.

Future Shop = GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blog Joke Of The Day:
(as provided by M. Bodman)

I'm tired because I'm overworked!

Here's why:
The population of Canada is 30 million. 11 million are retired, that leaves 19 million to do the work.

There are 5.5 million in school, which leaves 13.5 million to do the work. Of this there are 3 million employed by the federal government, leaving 10.5 million to do the work.

1 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing terrorists, which leaves 9.5 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 7 million people who work for Provincial and city Governments, and that leaves 2.5 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 476,000 people in hospitals, leaving 2,024,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons and 812,000 on Employment Insurance and Welfare. That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes. Nice. Real nice.