Thursday, July 30, 2009

STRIKE TWO AND A HALF!!!

I am currently very pissed off at Extra Foods.

If you don't have something then just say, you don't have something. Please don't lie to me like I'm an idiot. I just wasted half an hour wandering around Extra Foods looking Shake'n'Bake. I figured, they've got to have this. Right? Right!?!

They don't.

Of course I had to go throug the painful ordeal to discover this truth. Finally I give up and ask someone who works there. Aisle 4 he tells me. Well, I spent 10 solid minutes scouring ever square inch of Aisle 4 and there ain't no god damn Shake'n'Bake in Aisle 4. I can guarantee you of that.

Finally it abject depression and defeat I just left Extra Foods in complete disgust. I couldn't take it anymore. I drove to Safeway. Inside of 15 seconds of entering the door I'd found the bloody Shake'n'Bake. It was RIGHT where it should have been. Right where I'd spent 20 minutes looks in Extra Foods. Where it hadn't been there.

Piss on you Extra Foods. May you rot in hell.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Blog Question Of The Day:

Should I be on Twitter?

Monday, July 27, 2009

I am almost certain that the modern, fast food restaurant French Fry has been specifically engineered so that, if you decide that you want your meal 'to go' that no matter how short the trip from the building, the French Fry will be cold.

Guaranteed.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Blog Question Of The Day:

Should I make a Mocking The Cat web site?
Update:

For those of you that have chided me for not enabling comments on my blog, its finally done.

All of you (and you know who you are) owe me a cookie because it required that I edit HTML code, and that's far less than my favorite thing to do in the world.
Things That Piss Me Off:

Why does Blogger insist that I have enabled Comments on my blog, but when I check any/all of my posts, there is no comments section enabled?

Then, to compound the fiasco, when I try to use the help on the Blogger website to figure out why its not working, half the pages I click links to, return saying the page doesn't exist!