I have made a decision.
The Rock is my current favorite actor.
Friday, January 20, 2006
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Things That Piss Me Off:
Windows is so stupid. Pay attention as I outline all of the steps I carried out.
1. Opened Explorer
2. Opened my Word document
3. Clicked the Print button
4. Closed Word
It asked me if I wanted to save my changes. What changes!?! I just printed the document. Printing is not changing. Pay attention!!!
Windows is so stupid. Pay attention as I outline all of the steps I carried out.
1. Opened Explorer
2. Opened my Word document
3. Clicked the Print button
4. Closed Word
It asked me if I wanted to save my changes. What changes!?! I just printed the document. Printing is not changing. Pay attention!!!
Things That Piss Me Off:
I hate the song 'Big Yellow Taxi'. I suppose at one point it might have been an okay tune. I don't know, its original release pre-dates my interest in music. But it is not such a great song that it deserves the endless parade of cover versions that exist. It seems like every artist with even the slightest bent towards a nostalgic folksy-pop sound has to cover this song. It drives me up the wall.
I hate the song 'Big Yellow Taxi'. I suppose at one point it might have been an okay tune. I don't know, its original release pre-dates my interest in music. But it is not such a great song that it deserves the endless parade of cover versions that exist. It seems like every artist with even the slightest bent towards a nostalgic folksy-pop sound has to cover this song. It drives me up the wall.
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
I was watching music videos on the weekend. I wanted to watch a movie, or sports, but at the particular time I was tuned in, there was nothing in either of those categories that I wanted to see. Thus I was relegated to MuchMusic.
It was a countdown show. One of the first videos I saw was the new one from Ashlee Simpson. Why on earth do they let this girl dance? She's got all the rhythm of a block of cement! And yet, they still let the girl twitch and jerk like an epileptic on LSD. For the love of god, someone stop the insanity.
It was a countdown show. One of the first videos I saw was the new one from Ashlee Simpson. Why on earth do they let this girl dance? She's got all the rhythm of a block of cement! And yet, they still let the girl twitch and jerk like an epileptic on LSD. For the love of god, someone stop the insanity.
Monday, January 16, 2006
I swear the people that work at Future Shop must be retarded.
I bought a dryer. I needed a dryer so I purchased one. However, I'm not a huge fan of doing the laundry so I'm not going to spend a lot of money to be able to do it. Thus I went to Future Shop. I suppose I doomed myself to their incompetence but at the time . . . it seemed like a good idea.
First of all they lose my dryer. How do you lose a dryer!?! I mean COME ON! Its a great big metal thing. It seems impossible to lose. One idiot went back to the store room THREE times and couldn't find it. It took Captain Wizard two trips to the back to eventually find the dryer. I'm standing there like a complete tool because I do want my dryer as these idiots keep going back, time after time, only to tell me its not there. Like I'm going to say 'oh, that's okay, you can just keep my $250.' Morons!
So they do, eventually, find the dryer. They didn't seem real thrilled with me that I insisted that it was back there. But the jackasses had taken my money so they damn well were going to give me my dryer. So what's their genius plan to get it into the back of my sister's truck? Why don't you just pull up front, into the FIRE lane, and we'll load it on there. Oh this is a good idea. Six hundred thousand people are trying to move around in this parking lot and we're going to clog up the fire lane loading a big-ass dryer. That was their genius plan and I was in no mood to spend any more time in Future Shop so we do it.
It still amazes me that they could have such a retarded plan to load a dryer. What if it had been a double wide refrigerator!?!
I bought a dryer. I needed a dryer so I purchased one. However, I'm not a huge fan of doing the laundry so I'm not going to spend a lot of money to be able to do it. Thus I went to Future Shop. I suppose I doomed myself to their incompetence but at the time . . . it seemed like a good idea.
First of all they lose my dryer. How do you lose a dryer!?! I mean COME ON! Its a great big metal thing. It seems impossible to lose. One idiot went back to the store room THREE times and couldn't find it. It took Captain Wizard two trips to the back to eventually find the dryer. I'm standing there like a complete tool because I do want my dryer as these idiots keep going back, time after time, only to tell me its not there. Like I'm going to say 'oh, that's okay, you can just keep my $250.' Morons!
So they do, eventually, find the dryer. They didn't seem real thrilled with me that I insisted that it was back there. But the jackasses had taken my money so they damn well were going to give me my dryer. So what's their genius plan to get it into the back of my sister's truck? Why don't you just pull up front, into the FIRE lane, and we'll load it on there. Oh this is a good idea. Six hundred thousand people are trying to move around in this parking lot and we're going to clog up the fire lane loading a big-ass dryer. That was their genius plan and I was in no mood to spend any more time in Future Shop so we do it.
It still amazes me that they could have such a retarded plan to load a dryer. What if it had been a double wide refrigerator!?!