Saturday, May 19, 2012

The Daily Affirmation:

1.  I had nothing to do today, so I did nothing


Blog Question(s) Of The Day:

1.  What are my best attributes?
Today I Learned . . .

1.  There's such a thing as, World League Volleyball

2.  If Kobe Bryant had hair, he'd be balding

Friday, May 18, 2012

Blog Question(s) Of The Day:

1.  How can I think less, and do more?

2.  Should I become a poutine connoisseur?



The Daily Affirmation:

1.  We finished an entire proposal in 1 day, in amongst doing a half dozen other things, and got it delivered, in person, by the 4:30

2.  No matter what anguish I may inflict upon myself, for slights, misdeeds, and minor misfortunes, I truly lead a charmed existence

And from the Nickelback concert:

3.  A pretty girl called me 'friend'

4.  After a slow start, my little bar managed to reap $4,475 in sales

5.  I thought I lost my magnetic name tag, only to get home and find it attached to my key ring

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Today I Learned . . .

1.  The French expression for 'string bikini' is 'la ficelle'.
This is the funniest thing I've seen all week!
The Daily Affirmation

1.  I get my orthopedic surgeon appointment on May 29th

2.  I scored my first goal of the ball hockey season tonight.  Unfortunately it was disallowed because I was in the crease.


Blog Question(s) Of The Day:

1.  What factor of complexity does a jigsaw puzzle increase by, as the number of pieces increases?

2.  Is it a bad idea to try and push my shoulder back into position so it hurts less?

3.  Is 25 minutes to get some KFC acceptable?

4.  Why would a girl be walking down Primrose Drive in a tight, white skirt and 4" purple heels?

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

The Daily Affirmation

1.  It was a beautiful night for slo-pitch
Blog Question(s) Of The Day:

1.  I saw a spider in the bathroom.  I let him live.  Did I do a good thing?

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

I have to tell this story . . .

I have to go to Future Shop after work to get my copy of Diablo III.  I tried Staples first but in typical fashion they have nothing useful.  Why do people shop at Staples anymore?  They never seem to have anything good, and anything they have is grotesquely overpriced.

Bygones.

So I pull into the Future Shop lot, which is not busy, for which I was thankful.  I find a parking spot immediately and am about to pull in.  This old-ish truck comes careening into the lot from the other direction, piloted by one teenage-ish-looking kid, and his two buddies.  I am not harping on his age, I would like to point out, but the fact that he was driving like a drunk squirrel on 6 shots of espresso.

Bygones.

Not surprisingly he cuts me off to the parking spot I was going to take.  I anticipated this and just sat there, waiting for him to finish annihilating all known traffic rules.  With him out of the way I pulled into my spot.  From this vantage point I watched as the truck pulls OUT of a perfectly acceptable parking spot, with space on either side of it so no one has to worry about scratching doors.  He then pulls across the aisle, and with obvious intent, park directly across the line separating two parking spots.

Keep in mind a few things:

1.  The truck is a pile of crap.  I wouldn't pay someone to drink the ugly-ass thing.
2.  The lot is, at BEST, half full, so there's really no concern that someone is going to park next to you, and scratch your pile of crap.
3.  If you need lots of space for your pile of crap, there is a ton of space out there, so it wasn't necessary to take spots for an ugly orange truck.

I swore I was going to retire this sentence but . . .

People piss me off.
Today I Learned . . .

1.  The 4-3-2-1 Rule (my name for it)

The Policy statement requirements are as follows:

4-log removal/inactivation of viruses
3-log removal/inactivation of Giardia cysts and Cryptosporidium oocysts
2 treatment processes, usually filtration and disinfection
1 NTU turbidity (maximum) in the finished water

Be aware that the 1 NTU turbidity (maximum) becomes 0.1 NTU if you use a membrane process.
The Daily Affirmation

1.  I purchased my copy of Diablo III

2.  There really is no way to describe the sense of idyllic satisfaction that came over me, as I looked up during the post-game handshakes, and realized that the epic beating we'd laid on the other team in ball hockey, was against . . . Cameco.
Blog Question(s) Of The Day:

1.  Why am I not eating pulled pork poutine?

2.  How does one maintain faith?


Monday, May 14, 2012

Blog Question(s) Of The Day:

1.  Are all of my daily efforts paying a dividend or am I wasting my time?
Today I Learned . . .

1.  In the 1950 NHL playoffs, Gordie Howe sustained a serious eye injury that could have ended his life if he hadn't undergone brain surgery.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Today I Learned . . . 1. The Avengers was directed by the guy that created Buffy The Vampire Slayer

The Daily Affirmation

1.  The best part of a great Avengers movie was when The Hulk randomly punched Thor after they fought a battle together