Blog Question Of The Day:

In Clerks II we discover what happens to Dante Hicks and Randal Graves, 10 years later. What about all the other characters from the View Askewniverse? Whatever happened to Brandy Svennig and Brodie Bruce?

Mallrats is an entirely under-rated movie.

Blog Question Of The Day:

Why does Fergie spell something in all of the singles she's released from her debut album? Is she worried that her fans don't know the alphabet?

Blog Song Of The Day:

Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend

If you like my blog then you'll probably like this site:

Ill Will Press


I especially like the one - 'Cell Phones and Car Ads'

Blog Question Of The Day:

Why don't they have an all-cheese sandwich at Subway?

That's it. I've had it. Enough is enough already. I shoveled for an hour tonight to get my driveway clean. Its just about March for crying out loud! I have to push all the snow to the sidewalk in front of my yard, and then push it down the sidewalk to find a spot on my lawn I can toss it on to. What the hell is up with that?

I've have enough. I am at war with snow. Its me or the snow. One is going to break, and I swear it won't be me.

The snow, the snow, the snow has got to go!
The snow, the snow, the snow has got to go!
The snow, the snow, the snow has got to go!

Things That Piss Me Off:

I hate when you click on an 'Enlarge Picture' link, hoping to get a picture of relatively decent size, and it brings up a pop-up that shows the same image at maybe 25% larger, which is still too small to make out any detail.

I have to tell someone about this because it just pissed me off so much.

I left my computer on last night. I had a couple of songs queued up but they weren’t actively downloading, so I figured I’d leave the computer running and see if they came down overnight. I got up this morning and my computer had rebooted. Windows, in its infinite wisdom, had seen fit to grab a patch, install it, and then conveniently re-boot my computer. Because its so painfully obvious that I want to re-boot whenever Windows thinks its appropriate.

God do I hate that. I wish Windows was a person, so I could wrap my hands around its neck and throttle it. If my computer is on then its on for a reason. I don’t WANT to reboot every stupid time it does something. Install a program, download a patch, change a setting, these do NOT raise within me a spontaneous desire to reboot. I hate rebooting! I’ll do it when I want, not because Windows thinks it should be done.

In short, Windows sucks.

The end.

Blog Question Of The Day:

Why does chlorine on your skin take the odor of old sweat?

Aren't we all just a bit tired of Beyonce? Does she have to be so pervasive that even on the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue we aren't spared her overbearing presence?

I can't believe how clueless some people are when they drive.

Not everyone will know where I'm talking about but bear with me. To come home I have to come south on Idylwyld. I turn off of this freeway at 51st Street to come home. Between where I enter Idylwyld and where I exit it, Highway 16 from North Battleford merges into traffic.

To exit at 51st Street I have to move into the outside RIGHT lane. This is the lane that belongs to traffic that is merging in from Highway 16. So, as the semi-trailer came up from Highway 16, I had to speed up to pull ahead of it, and be in my proper lane to exit the freeway.

This idiot in a car behind me also wanted to exit at 51st Street. However, rather than be courteous and speed up to be well ahead of the monster truck, he just signaled and idled across, RIGHT in front of the semi-trailer. I didn't even have to be in the cab to hear him curse.

Blog Question Of The Day:

Why do they keep making every obscure fantasy novel into a movie on the off chance it catch like Lord Of The Rings?

When I feel down I just eat a pumpkin.

Dear blog readers:

Please avoid any and all business transactions with the following corporations:

Bell Expressvu
SaskEnergy

My experiences with these companies suggest that they will SCREW you out of your money by whatever means they have at their disposal.

That is all.

I have a question.

Do drinking straws really need to be individually wrapped? Yes, I know, its a hygiene thing. I understand the generic reason behind individually wrapping the straws. That's not my question. What I want to know is do we actually NEED that?

We seem to study any and every inane thing on the planet so I wanted to know, did someone do a study and determine that massive amounts of people were getting ill from germs acquired from drinking straws? It seems like a bit of a stretch to me that we might be passing germs on drinking straws. Only take one and don't share it. It seems pretty logical to me.

Do germs even last on a plastic drinking straw? I thought part of the point of a plastic straw was that it was fairly antiseptic. Am I wrong about this? It seems that everywhere I go, the straws are all individually wrapped. I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't so damn hard to get the straw out of the wrapping. But the inordinate amount of time I've been needing to get at my straw has made me ask, do we really need this? Is society being advanced by drinking straw condoms? Is there value for the money here?

Inquiring minds want to know . . .

Hockey Report:

two goals - two assists

Blog Question Of The Day:

Should I develop a crush on Paris Hilton?

What the hell is wrong with the world today? Its been a whole week and I've had nothing to blog about.

No rants.

No interesting happenings.

No unique events.

What the hell? Have we all gone to sleep? . . . or was it just me?

Am I the only one that is sick of Global sticking those stupid CGI animations over different parts of the football stadium to advertise cheap-ass Canadian products during an NFL game?