I am impressed by a girl that can use the word 'transcendence' in a sentence.

Update from the world of the lonely:

I changed my dating site profile last night. (Let's all scrap the spirited discussion of whether dating sites are worthwhile, dangerous or outright stupid. We all have our opinions, and I agree with them all (most)) The situation is the way it is, not without trying the more traditional way that didn't work.

I wrote what I thought was a pretty honest, to the point without being abrupt blurb about who I was, and what i wasn't interested in/looking for. The key was to go with honesty. Even if it came out a tad more rough than if I'd paid a speech writer to pretty it up for me.

Count in so far?

Any guesses??

Its two actually. Which greatly trumps the zero I was getting with the old text.

Next step - I need better photos. This has been a Facebook complaint of mine as well. I always seem to be the guy taking the picture, not the guy who's in the picture. Plus I tend to have this appearance on my face like I just had a three-digit rectal exam, and that's a hard sell to use for attracting a lady. Anyone have any 'quote' nice pictures of me they could share?

Where Everybody Knows Your Name

Blog Dating Question Of The Day:

Are you allowed to pick up clerks in London Drugs or is that considered impolite?

Blog Question Of The Day:

Should I buy a blue hockey helmet?

Memo

TO: Drake
FROM: Grant

The square root of 69 is actually 8.30662386291807

Blog Question Of The Day:

Do they count crack whores when they do a census?

I have a new theme song. I think it accurately sums up my current situation.

Matthew Good - Haven't Slept In Years

I don't want to take what you can give
I would rather starve than eat your breast
All the things that others want for me
Can't buy what I want because it's free

I ain't s'posed to be just fun
Oh, to live and die, let it be done.
I figure I'll be damned - all alone like I began

I hear the ticking of the clock
I'm lying here the room's pitch dark
I wonder where you are tonight
No answer on the telephone

And the night goes by so very slow
Oh I hope that it won't end though
Alone

Till now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone

You dont know how long I have wanted
to touch your lips and hold you tight
You don't know how long I have waited
and I was going to tell you tonight
But the secret is still my own
and my love for you is still unknown
Alone

I love the Chinese!

My hot tub went down at the beginning of December. I had a power outage and when I tried to re-start it when I got home, I found that it wasn't moving water into the tub during heating. Eventually I disassembled the control unit (after getting GREAT instructions from this nice lady from China) and found out the circulating pump wasn't spinning the impellor. I turned it on, and watched the rotor and nothing was spinning.

Result? I needed a new circulator motor.

The lady from China referred me to a 'US Parts Super Store' What a waste of god damn time that was. They had no replacement parts for what i wanted. From them, my only option was to buy a WHOLE NEW control unit, basically replacing the whole damn hot tub.

I finally got someone from work to unhook the existing pump/heater unit from the control module just before Christmas. (Thanks Tom) I took it to some hot tub dealers here in Saskatoon to find someone that could sell me a replacement circulator pump. They basically treated me like I'd just asked for a plutonium core for a restricted weapon and would sure like it if I left their store as quickly as possible. It was extremely frustrating.

So I went back to my contact at Mspa, back in good ol' China. I explained what I'd been through, and asked if they could sell me one straight from the factory. Only a few hours later she gets back to me, says she'll look into it. Not another hour after that she sends me another email saying that she may have one for me, IN CANADA!

Emailing the woman in China was at least 17x more useful than talking to live people in Saskatchewan. I love the Chinese!!

Girls of the world!

Please try wearing more yellow. In most of the examples I've seen lately, it looks fabulous!!

My new favorite phrase is 'low yield nuclear weapon'

Just as soon as I join this club, I'm making this my theme song:

The Lonely Island

Happiness is . . .

Being finished the bulk of your Christmas shopping early.

Happiness is . . .

Finally seeing something good coming to one who waited.

I paint a picture of the days gone by
When love went blind and you would make me see
I'd stare a lifetime into your eyes
So that I knew you were there for me
Time after time you were there for me

Happiness is . . .

when your lips are cracked and dry, like the middle of a desert, and you find a chap stick you didn't know you had.

A man lies in his bed in a room with no door
He waits, hoping for a presence or something, anything to enter
After spending half his life searching
He still felt as blank as the ceiling at which he stared
He is alive, but feels absolutely nothing, so is he?

When he was six, he believed that the moon overhead followed him
By nine, he deciphered the illusion, trading magic for fact, no trade-backs
So this is what it's like to be an adult?
If he only knew now what he knew then

Lying sideways atop crumpled sheets and no covers
He decides to dream...Dream up a new self...For himself

cease to resist, giving my goodbye
drive my car into the ocean
you'll think i'm dead, but i sail away