Friday, May 21, 2004

My pants have fallen down.

Please submit your engineering proposals on how to remedy this situation to the following email address.

Grant's Pants


This contract will be conducted in a cost-plus arrangement. All due haste is required as there is a critical, public decency, crisis surrounding the current 'down' position of my pants.

Bonuses will be available for proposals of an inventive, or ingenious manner.

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