Blog Question Of The Day:

Do you think any of these women curlers score groupies during the Scott Tournament of Hearts?

I have just listened to something that proports itself to be a Metallica version of the Imperial March from Star Wars.

I like it!

If you get a chance, look it up on YouTube. Its all over the place. Just search for 'Metallica Imperial March'

I want to warn you ahead of time, this is not for the faint of heart. The language and content of this video is highly explicit.

However, if you can get past that, this is the singularly most outrageously funny thing I have heard in quite some time. If you can handle some frank language, get ready for a powerful laugh.

Squeal Happy Whores

For the record . . .

I do NOT want to know what the god damn wind chill is. That doesn't tell me anything. I want to know what the TEMPERATURE is!!! Just tell me the damn air temperature. What is the weather outside.

Wind chill is NOT the temperature! Its some stupid, made up nonsense number that I don't give a rat's ass about. Who cares about the wind chill? In an ordinary day, do I walk any significant distance? Do YOU!?! I thought not.

So just tell me the bloody, god damn air temperature. Then I can decide if its actually cold out, or if you stupid assholes are just trying to scare us with your ultra-low 'wind chill' number.

Piss off and die.

Thank you.

Blog Question Of The Day:

Is it a bad sign when you start referring to yourself in the third person?