Does anyone else half-expect Rod Black to turn up as an announcer on this World Cup soccer coverage?

I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now

The Côte d'Ivoire goalie looks like a UPS driver.