Friday, April 29, 2005

Blog Question Of The Day:

How do I write an Excel formula that uses IF-THEN logic?

Thursday, April 28, 2005

The Premier of Manitoba is an idiot.

Reports indicate that he actually ENJOYED the place we shall not name.
G&M Word Of The Day:

boo

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

After some careful consideration I have decided that there is little to recommend about today.

Please cross today out of your calendar.

Monday, April 25, 2005

I am now prepared to offer a cash bounty for the safe return of the following software, of which my copy has become wayward:

Microsoft Office 1997 Professional Edition
Microsoft Office XP Professional Edition
It is my contention that Avril Lavigne is the hardest rocking girl in popular music at this time.
Blog Question Of The Day:

Is there anything more boring that Windows Update-ing Windows 2005 in the month of April, of the year 2005?
I've decided what is my biggest bone of contention with video games.

You can't play them in a window

Its 10 years now we've been sold down this windowed world view to computing. And down this road we have not reached my holy grail of computing. I want to do more than one thing at a time. My favorite games are the ones that aren't knuckle biting action the whole time. I like a lazy game. Explore a gentle world to solve a puzzle. Quietly establish my own little world, with my eyes the ones of God. Set up my little civilization to co-exist peacefully with computer generated rulers. These games exist, but the means to play them does not. We can have dual-core CPU's, displays that can number into double digits, but a good game still monopolizes your display.

Why does it have to be this way?