The Daily Affirmation:

Eurotrip is on cable this afternoon. The movie is not very good. However, this song is right at the beginning and it never ceases to make me smile/laugh.

Scotty Doesn't Know

I take it back. I think I am witty.

I know I wrote it, and you should belly laugh at your own jokes. But that post from a month an a half ago, about how Miley Cyrus sounds like Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys, just cracked me up.

Daily Affirmation (Part 2):

I'd like to be witty. I think that'd make me happy.

I love reading celebrity news. These people that write are more bitter and pissy than I could ever be on my grumpiest day. It does my soul good to read them slash apart stupid celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, like you or I might cut up bread. I just laugh my ass off and for a few moments I actually feel a little joy in my heart.

I have to be honest. I do not like the hats the LA Angels are wearing in tonight's ball game (June 3 vs the Yankees). My Mom made the comment that they look like Civil War soldier hats and I kinda have to agree. But my additional commentary to that would be, they just plain look stupid.

The Daily Affirmation:


Bad Meets Evil - Lighters

Here's my idea for the day:

Cafe World takes way too long to play. I've got like 30 stoves now, and that's a lot of clicking and messing around just to play a game. They always have incentives and special game features, which invariably involve going through a bunch of tasks to get some nominally useful new thing.

What about doing something useful? Cafe World takes too long to play. I have to click 15 stoves 4 times each to make a batch of something. They have these "Super Stoves" where I can one-click them and it automatically makes for dishes. How about you make a game feature that I can do a quest and the result is, I can combine my regular stoves into a Super Stove and save myself a haystack worth of effort.

Note to future self:

Remember to specifically mention every item that you want on your breakfast sandwich at McDonalds. Then confirm the order by having them repeat it to you. Obviously McDonalds drive-thru staff are too stupid to make inferences.

I ordered a "sausage biscuit" this morning. Who knew that was actually a discrete sandwich and you have to put "egg" in your description or else you don't get one. Who does that? Why would I not want the egg on a breakfast sandwich? Isn't the egg the defining part of a breakfast sandwich? And why wasn't there any cheese?

Oh yeah, she screwed up my McGriddle too. I asked for bacon and she gave me sausage.