Daily Affirmation (Part 2):

I'd like to be witty. I think that'd make me happy.

I love reading celebrity news. These people that write are more bitter and pissy than I could ever be on my grumpiest day. It does my soul good to read them slash apart stupid celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, like you or I might cut up bread. I just laugh my ass off and for a few moments I actually feel a little joy in my heart.