Saturday, April 23, 2005

Blog Question Of The Day:

Seeing as how the greedy bastards that comprise the modern NHL have denied us the annual rite of passage into summermthat is the NHL playoffs, should I switch my allegiance to the NBA playoffs, which tend to last the same length of time?

Friday, April 22, 2005

It is my prediction that the next Kelly Clarkson single will be:

Behind These Hazel Eyes
G&M Word Of The Day:

good grief

Thursday, April 21, 2005

I need to get something off my chest.

What's wrong with people? And this is primarily a shot at old people, as they are the ones that are most prone to this behaviour. You go to a fast food establishment, or for that matter, any location that serves its product in a fashion designed for speed. The whole menu is laid out for you, to peruse as you stand in the ever present line.

In my experience there are two types of situations you are likely to encounter in a place lie, for example, McDonalds. Condition A is, its an off-peak time, and you don't have to wait in line. But conversely, the counter staff are not being pressed to be quick, because there is no one else. Thus you have a few moments to examine the choices, and then make a selection. Condition B is, its a rush time, and every till has a line of people. Again, you have time to examine the posted menu, and make a selection.

So why is it then that you can get to the front of the line and either a) not know what you want or b) tell them you don't care, and you'll take whatever.

Condition (b) drives me right up the wall. The god damn menu is right up there for you to see. You had time to look it over. There's no mysteries hidden in it. You've probably been here 100 times before. Just pick something!!! The poor girl at the till doesn't know what you want. Her job is to take your order, place your order, and then deliver the food. All at a premium of time. Consulting with you about your beverage choice is not up to her. Just pick one from the list, tell her, and she'll get it for you. You screw up her whole procedure if she's gotta tell you the merits of all the choices, only to have you come back with, 'oh, I'll just take whatever is easy'

ALL THE CHOICES ARE EASY FOR HER!!! JUST PICK SOMETHING YOU IDIOT!!!

I will never understand humanity. And my frequent attempts to do so serve only to elevate my blood pressure. If you need me, I'll be the guy in the clock tower with his gun oil and a wet rag.

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Blog Survey Of The Day:

What are the top three usages you have for your computer?

Monday, April 18, 2005

Spring has begun.

It may yet to aborted by a late season snow storm, but make no mistake, the beginnings of spring have taken root in this place of the world. My nose is twitching, and I can feel the burn in my nose that says pollen in the air.

Enjoy what promises to be an exhilarating part of the year!
Blog Observation Of The Day:

Girls with a ponytail are hot
Blog Enigma Of The Day:

How do you break up with someone you've never dated?
One of my friends is having a bad day. She's finding the weather in her office to be counter to that which provides comfort. I think we can all relate to that feeling about this time of year. Its just on the borderline between, do we turn off the boilers, and go to the A/C system, or is there another blast of winter, just around the corner?

I bring this up because it reminds me of something I was thinking about as I drove home from Regina last night. When its dark, and there's nothing else to do, I tend to have deep, introspective conversations with myself. One of last night's was about air conditioners.

Blog Question Of The Day:

Do I buy a $600, portable air conditioner for my bedroom so I don't have to remove the glass and frame structure from the downstairs window? Or do I remove the window, put in my existing small A/C unit and build in a replacement wood structure, to make it more 'break-in' proof?