Friday, November 28, 2008

It never ceases to amaze me how utterly selfish people are.

I'm standing around with nothing to do at the Blades game tonight. It was early; there was no one interested in beer yet. This women is standing by concession stand, eating something that I could not identify. I'm guessing a sandwich of some kind. A tomato falls out of it.

Its not like she didn't notice. She looked down at it on the ground. But she looked down, seemed to make the decision that it was not her problem, and walked away.

Come on! I'm not saying you have to eat the damn thing but at least pick it up. People drop fries and popcorn all the time. I'll let that slide, although its still a bit on the rude side. But a whole freakin' slice of tomato? That's gross.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

FYI . . .

Being 'backstage' at a concert sounds exciting until its a Kenny Rogers concert at which you find yourself backstage.

Not a lot goes on backstage at a Kenny Rogers concert. If it had been a little less dim, I'd have probably seen the tumbleweeds.

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Things That Piss Me Off:

What the hell is wrong with people that come to the HOCKEY rink and complain about the selection of alcohol? Its the damn hockey arena! We're not gonna have a 96 variety selection of your supposed 'top-shelf' alcohol to choose from. So what if the damn vodka is Alberta Spring? To your unsophisticated palate, vodka is vodka.

Idiots.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Its not a perfect match but bear with me as you make your evaluation. If you study him doesn't Michael Phelps, the guy that won 8 medals at the recent Beijing Olympics, look a little like Screech from Saved By The Bell?
Blog Question Of The Day:

If you had written code for Windows Vista, would you put that on your resume?

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Blog Question Of The Day:

Is there anywhere in, or around, Saskatoon where you can take a good picture of the city at night?

Saturday, October 25, 2008

If someone could set me up with Nicole Biggins from the Morning Mash-Up, I would appreciate it.

Thank you.
I am logging on to take this opportunity to tell everyone that it is categorically impossible to wear a beret, and look good.

Thank you, and good night.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Blog Question Of The Day:

Does a female rock band have groupies?

And if so, are they still female?

Monday, October 13, 2008

Blog Question Of The Day:

How long is the average Facebook session?

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Blog Question Of The Day:

Do they shoot porn movies on the weekend?

Friday, October 10, 2008

Am I weird? I know she's good looking but Megan Fox doesn't do it for me. I can't figure out what all the fuss is about.

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Blog Question Of The Day:

What is the stupidest idea I've ever had?
Here's what I don't get.

Its not like the instructions are that hard to follow. When the airline representative comes on the mic to announce pre-boarding, they are very explicit about to whom this applies.

- People with children
- Children flying alone
- anyone that needs extra time getting on board the plane.

Why is this so hard for people to understand? About every fourth or fifth flight you'll see this phenomenon. They announce 'pre-boarding' and all of sudden everyone jumps up and runs to get in line to get on the plane. Its pre-boarding! You idiots are just impatient, not infirm. Meanwhile there's people with toddlers and old people that can barely hobble getting trampled by impatient, rude assholes that just want to get on the plane and start reading their Globe and Mail.

Idiots!

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Blog Question Of The Day:

Could Mike Tyson, in his prime, have won at UFC?

Monday, September 29, 2008

I feel like I should be using the word 'pedantic' more often.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

It is really, really fun to watch girls play Boxing on the Nintendo Wii.

. . .

It probably doesn't hurt that they were a little drunk too.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Is there anything more redneck that smoking while driving . . . with a 5-year-old in the passenger seat of the car?

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Blog Question Of The Day:

Would I enjoy wearing the new AXE body spray?