Some insipid entertainment news program just came on and described Tiger Woods' marriage as crumbling.

Crumbingl CRUMBLING!!! The dude banged 11 whores!!!

If Tiger Woods can rescue his marriage after banging 11 whores, and then admitting it, he truly IS the greatest athlete of all time.

Blog Quote Of The Day:

Life is nothing but a series of down moments.

Everyone bitches about the price of things. Everything is too much money, and no one ever wants to pay full price. It seems like everyone is waiting, waiting, waiting for a deal.

This afternoon I came up with a brilliant idea for how to lower the cost of vehicles.

Signal lights should be optional, and not standard equipment. Think about it. If they made signal lights optional, they'd obviously grossly over-price the option, so if you wanted them, it'd be like $1000. Voila, I just lowered the price of your new automobile by a grand.

Let's face it. None of you assholes are using the damn signal lights anymore, so why the hell even have them?

Blog Song of The Day:

Because The Night by:

1. 10,000 Maniacs - MTV Unplugged
2. Bruce Springsteen - Live from Verona '93
3. Patti Smith w/ Sarah McLachlan

And only listen to the Cascada version if you actually want to go out of your way to get a headache.

I think they need to come up with a better Viagra commercial. These cheesy one's are just getting on my nerves. They need to bring the female audience in as a potential source of new customers. Consequently I've come up with what I think is the perfect slogan for selling Viagra (or Cialis, or any other erectile dysfunction drug).

"Boners taste better with Viagra"

Blog Quote Of The Day:
(bonus points if you can name the movie)

"The whole world's against us dude, I swear to God"

I have decided that, until further notice, I am going to have a 'thing' for redheads.

That is all.

Blog Quote Of The Night:

I don't think the world even makes an effort to understand my insanity.

The weird thing about Facebook is that every time you get an alert, its about someone you know.

Blog Song Of The Day:

Slipknot - Snuff

Blog Song Of The Day (Friday):

Hedley - Cha-Ching

Blog Question Of The Day:

Can someone please explain to me why Slipknot wear those bloody masks?

Here's a video for everyone that likes blonde chicks and metal music . . .



Its definitely blonde

I need someone's help. Because I clearly do not understand what goes through some people's brains sometimes.

I'm driving home tonight. I get behind this mini-van that is in the second lane from the right edge. We're coming up to a set of traffic lights. I would estimate we were maybe 100 feet from the lights. Suddenly, and without warning there is a hard brake, and a brutal left lane change. Across two lanes of traffic, and into the left most lane.

How in the HELL do you get so mixed up that you don't realize where you're going until you're 100 feet from the bloody intersection where you want to turn? Christ, that was like being in the right turn lane and slapping your forehead and saying alone 'but I want a LEFT turn!'

God help us if road conditions were typical for November. That would have been a skid, and a slide and into the intersection on two wheel pointed in the wrong direction.

One of these days I'm mounting anti-tank weapons on my hood, I swear to Christ.

This was an absolutely sickening effort of football.

Our return game sucks. Why doesn't Armstead just fair catch it?

I can't decide whether having a root canal would be more or less painful than watching this debacle called a Rider football game.

How about some touchdowns?

The single, safety, 50 yard field goal approach to coming back in this game is not working.

Okay, we have to pull our quarterback. There is NO WAY he should have thrown that ball.

Something finally went the Riders way.

Its half-time.