Blog Theme Of The Day:

Lesbians

When you eliminate all possibilities, whatever is left, no matter how improbable, must be the conclusion.

I hate the Lakers.

Blog Song(s) Of The Day:

Slipknot - Vermillion
Slipknot - Vermillion Pt. 2

I was sitting in the hot tub tonight, minding my own business when it occurred to me suddenly that,

I had gigantic, swollen balls!

I was in there about an hour and I had to drain them 4 times.

Blog Question Of The Day:

Are you supposed to call it a motor or an engine?

This one is for all you haters of metal music!

Wait and Bleed

They blew a 3-0 lead in what was, for them, a sudden death game.

Hey Blades management, listen up!

You just saw the reason no one comes out to Blades games anymore!!!

I try to pay attention.
Your words just disappear.

So I speak to you in riddles,
'Cause my words get in my way.

'Cause I can't take anymore of this,
I wanna come apart.

But I know I'll do the right thing
If the right thing is revealed.

'Cause it's always raining in my head
Forget all the things I should have said.

I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you.
I will chew it up and leave,
I will work to elevate you
just enough to bring you down

Why can't we not be sober?
I Just want to start this over.
Ah, why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over.

Amazing! Its like I drew this.

I like how you'll be using a Mac, a new one from 2009 or equal, complete with the most modern version of the operating system (OS X 10.5) and sometimes, not very often at all but very, very occasionally, you'll make it do something that slows the whole thing down and Mac breaks out the old school 'wristwatch' icon to show that its busy, like it did back in the 1980's. :-)

Check it. Learn it. Live it.

Small my table, a-sets just two
Got so crowded, I can't make room
Oh, where did they come from? Stormed my room!
And you dare say it belongs to you - to you

This is not for you!
This is not for you!
This is not for you!

Bonehead Moment Of The Night:

Guy walks up to the bar. He purposefully stops, looks over my shoulder at the beer fridge. There is an obvious moment where he is surveying what is in the fridge (Great Western Light, Pilsner, Premium and Kokanee)

Guy looks at me and asks, 'Can I have a Coors Light?'

Doritos

How many nights you sit beside the phone?
What were the things you wanted for yourself
Teenage ambitions you'll remember well.

Time can never mend
The careless whispers of a good friend
To the heart and mind
Ignorance is kind
And there's no comfort in the truth
Pain is all you'll find

Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderman.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame
He's ingnored
Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spider man.

'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again