Friday, December 24, 2004

Note to my readership:

Don't get a hamburger from the gas station.

I know its tempting to abandon the natural skepticism about gas station food, with the proliferation of Subway's that are set up in small town Esso's. Plus the Esso here in Watson has a restaurant and while its not cuisine, it doesn't make you barf.

However, the Quick Stop is closed today. WTF!?!?! It was open at 9:00 AM but closed for lunch. I don't support that. So I was running around town finishing errands and still hadn't eaten. So against better judgement, I got a two pack of cheeseburgers from the Co-op fridge.

Big mistake!

Burger one was okay. But by burger two I could feel the recoil happening already. I suspect a purge will become involved before afternoon ends.

If you need me, I'll be the guy in the corner, dry heaving.

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