I swear, if I ever find out who you are, Volkswagen driver FHE 503 I am going to strangulate you for being so stupid.

No, there was NOT enough room for you to cut in front of me.

No you did NOT signal your intentions.

You are just damn lucky I had a premonition that you were an ass-hat and somehow predicted that you were going to do something stupid. Otherwise we'd both be scheduling appointments with SGI this afternoon.