Scenes From The Bar:

1. Early thirties, appearing to be single, guy is standing at the bar, in the line for the prettiest bartender in the building. He is third in line behind two other people. Fourth guy walks up and points out there there is a completely empty line next to the pretty girl's queue. The 30-ish guy waves him aside and chooses to stay in the 3-deep line.

The guy that was trying to provide the advice skips to the empty bartender and gets his drink served and is gone, before the waiting dude even advances forward one spot in his line.

2. Grey bearded portly man comes up to the bar. He is looking around, appearing to be trying to figure out what to order. After much searching he asks generically for a "beer". When prompted for which kind, and prompted to study the display case, he reviews the displayed bottles intently for at least 2 seconds. He response after all of this studious examination is to ask for "Great Western", the only brand that is in the case.