Blog Question Of The Day:

What is your favorite movie soliloquy?

Blog Question Of The Day:

Should I wear a belt?

I should have the word 'Souris' tattooed over my butthole so I can crap on it daily.

G&M Word Of The Day:

GAY

Okay, I think its time we made a move with the English language. All of these stupid exceptions have got to go. I mean really, this is ridiculous. Why do we have this 'i before e except after c' crap? Come on! Does it really accomplish anything by having this stupid exception? Let's just change all 'ie' words to 'i before e' without exceptions. There are multiple generations of children who can be aided in their spelling if we just dump a completely useless exception to a perfectly valid rule.

Who do I petition to have this changed? Is it the dictionary writers? Is there some grammar and spelling world body against whom I can lodge my complaint? Anyone have any thoughts on how to accomplish this?

Blog Question Of The Day:

Does anyone remember what it was like before we had on-screen program guides?

Could someone please explain to me, what set of thought processes could lead an otherwise normal looking person to choose to put a ring through their lip? Is there any set of circumstances that would make this a good idea?

I was looking at it today, at the Esso station in Moosomin and for the life of me I couldn't figure it out. Okay, if you've chosen to adorn your face with 17 other piercings, including eyebrow(s), nose, six dozen ear piercing and only god knows what else you wanna stick metal through, then maybe a ring through the lip with fit the general motif. But if that's the ONLY abnormal piercing visible, what in the hell says to you in the morning, today's the day I insert a large, gaudy hoop through my lip, such that I can't speak, eat or use my mouth in its current capacity.

I swear some people are functionally retarded.

Blog Poll Of The Day:

What do you think of the name - Destinia - for a newborn baby girl?

Kevin's Theme Song:

Michael Buble - Home

Did you ever get shampoo in your eye? Remember how it burns and it seems like nothing will flush it out?

Try getting it up your nose.

I happen to be in favor of Paris Hilton getting married. I am also glad to see she's chosen someone we've never heard of, the similarly named Paris Latsis.

Here's to hoping she is so busy being married that she stops bothering the rest of us.

Every so often I see something so stupid on TV that I have to mention it. I try to not get worked up by the little stuff, but I don't have outstanding success with that. Thus definitely fits in the 'small stuff' category, but it still irritates me.

These stupid Dr. Scholl commercials. The one where they are pushing the 'gel' insole. What the hell do these people think they're doing!?! A little snot-covered gweedo drives a baseball through your plate glass window, and destroys your new plasma TV. And you DON'T get upset!?! There is absolutely no way my feet could be so comfortable that I'd shrug off losing a plasma TV. NOT . . . GONNNA . . . HAPPEN.

I feel this commercial needs to be pulled. Who's with me?

I have a request from those of my readers that come from an agricultural background. I spent nearly an hour and a half on my lawn tonight. I must have 3/4 of an acre of it in the back. Which prompts me to wonder.

What are the ramifications of leaving my back lawn to become a hay field?

Please respond as always.

Blog Question Of The Day:

How difficult is baking a potato?


Assuming that baking a potato is not difficult, please provide instructions on how to complete this task, and any suggestions you may have for making the baked potato palatable.

Blog Question Of The Day:

Should I wear more hats?

Blog Question Of The Day (Episode Two):

What happens when you microwave an M&M?

Blog Question Of The Day:

What relatively inexpensive toy should I buy myself, to cheer up my day?

So, like, today after lunch this totally hot girl named Melissa came up to me. Now I'm thinking, like, why is she talking to me? TO ME!?! So she says, 'You need to find yourself some LoG'. Then she just walked away and like, didn't say another thing.

So, like, ok. What did she mean by that? I'm like totally blanking!

Its time to revisit a former BQOTD . . .

Blog Question Of The Day:

Should I join the Columbia House DVD Club?

This message goes out to all the people that know my as Gaidar. After finding the CORRECT documentation for my router, I have fixed the internet problem I was having, that prevented any WoW playing on weekends. I was online for about 4 hours yesterday and I didn't drop once.

Bring on the Troggs!!!