Saturday, September 03, 2011

Things That Piss Me Off:

People who, in the year 2011, are still splitting files up into 700 MB increments, like you might want to archive them to CDs.

ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!

Thursday, September 01, 2011

Things That Piss Me Off:

I scanned a sheet that I got from my doctor. I want to have it in my GMail, which I check all the time, so I can have it handy to read. So I decide to email it to myself from my Yahoo account, so it shows up properly in my Gmail Inbox.

Keep in mind, I'm emailing from myself, to myself.

Stupid Yahoo makes me enter a damn CAPTCHA (interpret the garbled letters/numbers from an image and type into a text box underneath) to prove that my email (including a large attachment) isn't spam.

GAWD!!!

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Note to Future Self:

Small or Mini Blizzard only, lest you blow three days worth of calories on 5 minutes of ice cream.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

The Daily Affirmation:

The textbook perfect 8 iron I hit on the fourth hole at Outlook today that turned into my second par of the day.
Which one of these unconventional rap songs do you like better?

Anne Hathaway


Natalie Portman

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Note: Natasha Staniszewski was the Daily Affirmation of Saturday.

Daily Affirmation (Sunday):

Getting a new recipe in Cafe World.
I feel compelled to write about this.

I ordered two Cokes tonight at the soccer centre bar. Two identical, completely the same, no difference between them at all Cokes. She charged me $5.25.

WHAT!?!

How in the FUCK do you get a total of $5.25 for two identical drinks?

A) Why in the HELL would you charge something odd for a drink like a Coke, that wasn't a multiple of $0.25? Because it would have to be to get a total of $5.25. That's just absurd.

B) Its not even mathematically possible to charge a price for a drink that ends in an odd number without half-cents.

C) Did you really think I wasn't going to notice this absurdity?

She was an ass clown. I was not impressed. End of story.

Next time don't be so god damn obvious.
The Daily Affirmation:

Natasha Staniszewski doing the Saturday sports round-up in a bright white shirt in high definition.

Saturday, August 06, 2011

The Daily Affirmation:

Getting to play a second soccer game, after a rather lacklustre opportunity against the special olympics team, felt very good tonight.

Monday, July 25, 2011

Blog Song Of The Day:

Night Ranger - Sister Christian

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Thursday, July 14, 2011

I just want to see you
When you're all alone
I just want to catch you if I can
I just want to be there
When the morning light explodes
On your face it radiates
I can't escape
I love you 'till the end

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Here is a gruesome photographic update on my toe injury of a few weeks ago:

Sunday, July 03, 2011

I just watched a commercial for mixed drinks in a bottle. The closing comment was "without the hassle"

Is mixing a drink that much hassle? Honestly, it takes about 15 seconds. If you want a drink and don't have 15 seconds, isn't your concern a little larger?

Monday, June 27, 2011

And love is evil
Spell it backwards I'll show you

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Daily Affirmation:

I don't have to look very far for the daily affirmation today.

THE GROUND POUNDERS WON THEIR FIRST GAME!!!!
Blog Song Of The Day:

The Offspring - Want You Bad