bicarbonate

bi-car-bon-ate

bi - which is just incredibly greedy
car - like what you drive
bon - which is French for good
ate - like I did to my sandwich

Blog Question Of the Morning:

Do shipping companies (Purolator, UPS, FedEx) stop moving parcels during the Christmas holiday season?

I hate people that have no trouble falling asleep.

Blog Question Of The Day:

If you were designing a new laptop, what features would you include on it?

Did anyone else notice the re-occuring theme of decapitation in the movie 'Sin City'?

How do you tell the difference between worthwhile and foolish spending?

I meant to write this last night but I ended up forgetting.

I give a thumbs up to the movie The Transporter. Formulaic but an exciting, fast paced movie. I recommend giving it a try.

6:30 on a the last Wednesday before a Christmas vacation and I'm still in the office. That sounds about typical.

Its been a decent week so far. My garage is getting to look like something so I'm feeling enthusiastic about that. Not that there's been any other great successes to report but a general sense of positivity is permeating my mind. That and a lot of questions. I asked a lot of questions today.

Okay, I'm officially weird. Good night!

Favorite toy, thy name is PlayStation Portable

If anyone in my readership happens to be osamita1904@hotmail.com or know who osamita1904@hotmail.com is, could you get them to knock it off? I can't answer MSN messages that come in Spanish.

I confirmed at lunch today that my garage does, in fact, have erected walls.

I've spent a lot of time thinking about things lately. I've had occasion to consider the circumstances of my life and I am forced to admit that after a year of attempts, I have not accomplished any of the things that I wanted for this year. This has caused me to reach a conclusion.

I need an adventure.

I listen to the conversation among people and they always have exploits to share. Wild times that they've gone though and how its shaped their life. I don't have any stories. I play it safe, cut my risks, and end up boring. I don't want to be boring.

But because I'm the Ned Flanders of adventure, I don't know where to start. Please forward to me any suggestions you might have for an adventure I should undertake. I think I've had my fill of childish fun, since I've spent nearly the entirety of my existence fostering my inner child. I've missed out on the formative hijinks. What stupid fun should I be having to fulfill my sense of inadequacy.

I'm willing to beg now.

Is there anyone that will travel with me to Las Vegas?

I know its late but I just can't get passed this.

Why would ANYONE give a rat's ass about Paris Hilton?

Blog Theology Of The Night:

What if God doesn't exist, but the Devil does?

I swear I will never understand Wal-Mart.

I just wanted some pop. A nice, easy and should have been quick trip into the store for ONE itme. But nothing about Wal-Mart can be quick, easy or painless.

First of all I can't find the god damn pop. Every other bloody Wal-Mart in the world looks exactly like all the rest. This one had to have the damn grocery section off in a different spot. FINE, whatever. So I get the pop. Not without having to maneuver around idiots in shopping carts. (Don't EVEN get me started on shopping carts. People that come to the mall in the winter and get a shopping cart JUST for their coat drives me right up the wall) So I want to pay for my purchase and get the hell out of Dodge. Can that be simple? HELL NO!!! Its bloody Christmas season and true to form Wal-Mart is skimping on the staff and every singe line is 4 deep with idiots buying a month's worth of supplies.

Do you know what I actually heard someone say, as I was hunting for the pop. I'm going to have to paraphrase a little as the exact comment eludes me but it went something like this. "But its 4 cents cheaper her then at Shoppers' FOUR CENTS CHEAPER!?! Is your world going to be that rocked that you can price shop for FOUR cents? Come on people. Buy the crap and go home. Wal-Mart is evil.

Can someone please explain to me why I'm having so much trouble with MSN lately? Here I am again, trying to log in and have it tell me the service is not available. I know that to be false because I am able to log in under a different Hotmail address that I have created. So what gives? Is this just Bill out to get me or what?

Blog Song Of The Day:

Paul Oakenfold - Starry Eyed Surprise

Blog Poll Of The Day:

Which of the following would you prefer?

a) sex
b) ice cold Pepsi

I was reading this article earlier today about car theft in Canada. Among the top 10 cars most frequently stolen in Canada, 4 of the leaders were variants of the Honda Civic. The article went on to say that the most commonly stolen vehicles were those that did not have an ignition immobilizer.

This got me to thinking . . .

Why would you steal a Civic? I mean, REALLY!?!

The Civic is a stupid, clunky barget basement piece of foreign garbage. If you're going to break the law and steal a car, at least target something good. Immobilizer or not, go after something flashy and worth grabbing, like a Lexus or a sports car of some kind. Sure its probably harder to do but since when was anything good easy?