Blog Rant of the Day:

I HATE CIALIS COMMERCIALS!!!!!

That is all.

Blog Song Of The Day:

My Darkest Days - Porn Star Dancing

Blog Question Of The Day:

Why is it that every direction I turn I seem to run smack into Journey?

I have a serious hate on for Safari 5.

Ever since I did the upgrade, my web browsing experience has been consistently abysmal. I frankly don't understand it. How hard can it be to render a web page? But Safari 5 has a problem with every bloody address that I send it to.

And probably the worst thing is that there appears to be no response at all to how awful Safari 5 is from Apple. I have searched for a fix to my problem and i can't find a thing. So my choice is to abandon Safari 5, or just put up with this horrible performance.

Hey Apple, wanna throw me a rope here?

I have come up with a sure fire idea for a reality show. Its so brilliant I know why someone hasn't thought of it already.

Every D list celebrity on the planet seems to think they should have a reality TV show. Okay, let's give them one, but on my show. D list celebrities are desperate to be on camera. Not every one can convince a stupid network executive to give them a show. But when I come calling, with a promise of an episode dedicated to them, a lot will jump at the chance.

The concept? I want to punch a celebrity in the face. Not just one celebrity, but a new one every week!

The basic premise will be, each week we meet a new celebrity. Let's say it one of the idiots from Jersey Shore, just because I hear about them on popular radio, but have never seen the stupid show. We'll get to know them, then see them training, and the half hour show will wrap up with me and them going at it in the boxing ring. The last shot of the week will be when I absolutely CLOCK this week's D list celebrity, full in the face!

I personally love it. Anyone else?

Stoning someone to death? Honestly? There's a country on this earth that is still doing this? I mean, execution for crimes is barbaric enough on its own but to do it by means of stoning? We're honestly supposed to take these people seriously when they're allowing their system of government to use a method such as this to commit an execution?

That said, I think Americans should pull back a bit on their righteous indignation. It has not been so long (cough, cough waterboarding) since they were using cruelty to achieve a purpose.

Does anyone else half-expect Rod Black to turn up as an announcer on this World Cup soccer coverage?

I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now

The Côte d'Ivoire goalie looks like a UPS driver.

I'm a space-bound rocketship and your heart's the moon
And I'm aimin' right at you
Right at you
250, 000 miles on a clear night in June
And I'm aimin' right at you
Right at you
Right at you

Blog Question Of The Yesterday:

Should I buy new shoes?

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn,
But that's alright because I like the way it hurts.

Girls:

No biker tattoos. Please?

That is all.

I think soccer could be immensely improved by the inclusion of 'delay of game' penalties.

Its weird to watch 'Clueless' and know that Brittany Murphy is dead.

I hate Air Canada!

I made an omelette!

Blog Question Of The Day:

Do you ever wish your life had a cheerleader?

Why do we get our insight from comedians, the court jesters of modern day, while our screaming zealotry comes from our leaders of politics and industry?