I was watching music videos on the weekend. I wanted to watch a movie, or sports, but at the particular time I was tuned in, there was nothing in either of those categories that I wanted to see. Thus I was relegated to MuchMusic.

It was a countdown show. One of the first videos I saw was the new one from Ashlee Simpson. Why on earth do they let this girl dance? She's got all the rhythm of a block of cement! And yet, they still let the girl twitch and jerk like an epileptic on LSD. For the love of god, someone stop the insanity.