Okay girls, we have to talk.

That piercing, where you put a stud under your bottom lip? Yeah, that looks retarded. I know its trendy and all the girls are doing it, but its about the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Don't put shit in your face!

I can't stress this enough. No one can pull off that look. No one. At least when its the creepy goth chick you can write the decision off as part of a global failing of thought. However in the past two days I've seen two, average, ordinary, doesn't appear messed up in the head girls, with this stupid piercing under the lip.

Don't put shit in your face!

I can't stress this enough. The examples from this weekend were average, cut girls in the early/mid twenties range. They looked like your typical, girl-next-door, type. Except for this asinine piercing under the lip.

Look, let me tell you what that looks like, from a third-party persepective. I think we're supposed to be fooled into thinking its a beauty mark but ladies, that's not working.

It looks like a wart, or some kind of abnormal growth.

It might be a piece of food that you don't notice is there, but makes you look like a pig or a slob.

Perhaps its a highly unattractive cold sore, which isn't making anyone think you're pretty.

Or it could be a pimple that you're not taking care of, thus ruining your, girl-next-door appeal.

No matter what it is mistaken for, it is never mistaken for something pretty, attractive or a decision that in some way enhances your looks. It makes you look like a retard, moron or buffoon.

Please knock it off.