"People seen on the street today, top one answer to the question . . .Is it warm enough for shorts yet!?! What's your answer?"

"We're going to go with YES!"

"Show me YES!!!"

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"That would be WRONG. You all suck. For your stupidity you will now be shot summarily."

BANG!!!