The Daily Affirmation:

1.  We finished an entire proposal in 1 day, in amongst doing a half dozen other things, and got it delivered, in person, by the 4:30

2.  No matter what anguish I may inflict upon myself, for slights, misdeeds, and minor misfortunes, I truly lead a charmed existence

And from the Nickelback concert:

3.  A pretty girl called me 'friend'

4.  After a slow start, my little bar managed to reap $4,475 in sales

5.  I thought I lost my magnetic name tag, only to get home and find it attached to my key ring